NASZE IMPERIUM nr 2138 NOWY!!

[Karol Medycejski]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand NOWE IMPERIUM. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical politics most of the jokes will go over a typical reader’s head. There’s also AIDS' nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike NOWE IMPERIUM truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in AIDS' existential poll “Yes or Certainly yes” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as AIDS' genius wit unfolds itself on their computers screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ????

And yes, by the way, i DO have a NOWE IMPERIUM tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin' personal kid ????